On our way to coach North’s Pee-Wee soccer game!! Hoping to do better than last time tho… I’m a nervous eater and last game I accidentally ate 10 giant freezer bags worth of orange slices and then threw up all over Little Jeffrey’s mom :l All good tho, as a way of saying sorry I’m bringing juicy pork sliders for the entire team! Always dope to get kids involved in outdoor activities at an early age and even more dope to teach them about nutritious snacks.


#TBT to Lorde’s “Travel Back In Time” party. Kendall wore a Charlie Brown dress and I wore a leather jacket but was kicked out after spilling cran-raspberry juice all over a fancy fur couch. It’s like…every time I go to Lorde’s house I get kicked out for ruining a couch lol smdh. She’s nice tho


The world is made up of all kinds of people. Some people are models. Some people are veterinarians. Some people yell at you in a mall parking lot for double parking your minivan and then follow you into a thrift shop hahaha its cool tho, we made up and ended up eating pepperoni pizza together 🍕


Kylie and I were playing hide n seek in a spooky mansion in our neighborhood and I hid in this box for a whole day before she found me LOL! I was gunna jump out and shout BOO (which is her least favorite word) but I got too cozy and fell asleep smdh. I was super grateful to breathe some fresh air but also super proud of my hiding skills ha!


Ran outta tix for the Bazaar event so we told security that I was Mom and Kendall’s “accessory organizer” and they totally let me in for free hahaha. Suckers!! I’ll happily hold some stuff as long as I get free appetizers all friggin night.

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